For some reason I forgot to mention in my list of ailments that I’m pretty sure there’s a hole in one of my teeth, or there will be soon. The whole set are looking pretty bad right now, which I’m attributing to poor bristle strength. I need it hard, baby. I could use a good floss as well. Also, my upper lip is massively swollen with some sort of pimple, which I am attributing to clogged lip pores after gunning the lip balm for 3 days.